Working noon: do not go in with an empty head!

In the editorial corridors Andrey Kashkarov, the winner of the “National Expert” contest in the first season, casually mentioned that the washing machine in the village he had developed to its full capacity thanks to another, almost curious development which was implemented with great success. We could not stay away from such an important matter and immediately conducted a blitz-interview with the author, who brilliantly experienced the novelty on himself.

– What is the name of your invention in the picture??

The name of the invention is “Worker’s Afternoon.”.

– What made you put two glasses on your helmet??

– Well, this is ancient history..

One day, wandering down the street, I found gastarbeiters on the bank of the pit. They, squatting, cackled at the working fellow countryman, sipping their beer cans.

When the poor guy finally straightened up, I genuinely wanted to slip him all the leftover beer out of this world..

Not reacting to the jokes, he took out two tin cans from his bag, shook the can opener and began to tape them to his helmet. Why waste time on a working afternoon?

The workaholic lowered the tube, cut off in advance from the IV tube, and, wearing his helmet, caught the other end with his lips. He was ready for any twist of fate!

Friends nearly knocked over a beer ..

That’s how the work initiative became the basis of a very useful device.

– What is the principle of action of the “not drying” helmet??

– First we take two cans of beer, preferably imported. Pouring them into cups – on either side of the helmet. The life-giving water will flow by gravity through the spigots and the double splitter directly into the system of a sober or not sober body.

In the future, I would also consider automatic dispensers for this development, which would simplify the filling process for the entire brigade. And right, why waste time on a workday??

By the way, a definite plus of this development: it is possible to quench thirst leaving your hands free e.g. to open the next glass…

– And there are other advantages of drinking novelty?

– The indisputable advantages are as follows:

• the head that drinks is protected from foreign bodies falling from above they say even comets come from outer space

• you can quench your thirst without leaving your workplace

• you can enjoy a drink while reading the latest reports on construction accidents

• very contagious for colleagues: all want the same one, to find out whether more or less comes in from above?

– If the miracle helmet is refilled with beer, how is the foam problem solved? As you know, demand a refill after a standstill..

– The beer stagnates, the foam creeps up from below and immediately settles on top! So, nothing will slow down the owner of this novelty..

By the way, when fully filled, the life-giving helmet is enough for no less than 1 hour of work, since it has two 0.5 liter glasses on board.

– Is it easy to implement your development on the construction sites of the country, especially – in the hot summer?

– Very easily. In addition to one gastarbeiter and one helmet need more nutritionally-transport system: optimally suits the pipe with an inner diameter of 7-8 mm I do not recommend using a hose for gasoline extraction . You know the rest..

The sea is knee-high even with such a headgear!

– Have you ever tried emptying one cup on your helmet faster than the other??

– I will personally crown the one who can do it with a Workman’s Afternoon helmet and autographed by the author!